This is how my Tinder dates always end

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• 00:39
• 01:06
• 01:45
• 02:12
• 02:51
• 03:18
• 03:57
• 04:24
• 05:04
• 05:30
• 06:10
• 06:36
• 07:16
• 07:42
• 08:22
• 08:48
• 09:28
• 09:54
• 10:34

Every time I go out to meet a guy, I end up fucking him in a motel or anywhere. Why am I such a bitch? A question for you: would you like to have a date with me?