GOT: SANSA'S LONG KNIGHT A XXX PARODY

Sansa has had a rough life. I mean, she watched her step dad get executed, she married that sniveling twat Joffrey then saw his face turn into a raisin after drinking a shifty glass of merlot, and then she had that whole ordeal with Ramsay. That's a lot to process. Can't a girl catch a break? Sansa just wants to forget about her responsibilities and get fucked by a noble Night's Watchman such as yourself. Do your part for the Kingdom, winter is cumming and it's your duty to keep the Lady of Winterfell warm.